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Guys are like ?
Thursday, April 16, 2009 ยป 4/16/2009
1. Guys are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Guys are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Guys are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Guys are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Guys are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Guys are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Guys are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Guys are like ... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Guys are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Guys are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Guys are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Guys are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Guys are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.